suckin turf

When something is so totally awesome or cool. Can be used in place of awesome or cool etc. etc. Etc. Really reallyrreally awesome

"That guy is so suckin turk!" That movie was really suckin turf."

by huntergalford January 6, 2014

cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.

Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.

by afarmer March 29, 2015

titty turf

When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.

Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!

by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(

by Steen888 April 15, 2017

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018

Dirty turban

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

by E-RIC June 4, 2018