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TikTok faux jock 

A person on the social media app TikTok who creates fake videos showing merchandise that is popular with TikToks youngest users such as Apple iPhones and Airpods and says they are giving them away to each person that follows, likes, shares and comments. They also do livestreams where they tell users that are viewing that they will give them the merchandise if the user "gifts" them a "drama queen"($50) which they do, and never get the merchandise because the TikTok faux jock never had the merchandise to begin with. This type of TikTok #fakeclout hustle and livestream scam is almost exclusively done by teenage boys targeting pre-teen to teenage girls as seen in many of Verified TikTok "star" Brandon Mandaras page and livestreams.
Brandon Mandera: Yo, I'm giving away all these phones! Do you want one? All you gotta do is Follow me, share this video, like this video, like all of my other TikToks, follow me on Insta-gram then comment when done, I'll know if your lying so hurry up and do it!

12-year old girl: Done! I want an iPhone please! Mines broke and I really need one.

TikTok Gamer: OMG! you don't believe that TikTok faux jock do you? its a scam smh.....
TikTok faux jock by @Console_Harmony September 12, 2019
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TikTok Addicts 

THis community has recently expanded. You will often find them breaking there backs like ms Danielle Cohn or shouting BE GONE THOTS. They will also dedicate a whole day to Learning at Tik Tom dance only to do it everywhere they go without realising. There main goal in life is to be Tik Tok famous if you see one RUN before you become one of them

Names of tik Tok addicts : hope, sabella, EMILY, BETHEL, Samantha and our melanated king lil huddy
Be gone thots she shouted as she continued her TikTok Addicts ways
TikTok Addicts by Zaddddyyyy November 6, 2019

TikTok Disease 

A Medical Condition when a human has spent an entire week using TikTok Daily.
Cure: Reality Check
Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.
TikTok Disease by Fuckingswett dude November 11, 2019

TikTok Pi 

The geeky talk du jour why mainland Chinese ByteDance’s beloved app is so addictive to millions of netizens worldwide is that its wicked algorithm unprovenly makes use of the digits of the irrational and transcendental number π.
Some team members behind the TikTok pi hypothesis were previously underpaid hackers from North Korea, Russia, and Iran—they’re poached by CCP headhunters, whose mission is to recruit raw or rogue foreign talents, who’d help make China great again.
TikTok Pi by Fasters March 30, 2023

TikTok syndrome 

Syndrome, that makes a person randomly dance various popular Tik Tok dances. Most commonly happens when the person is exposed to popular music on Tik Tok but can also happen randomly. Usually widely spread syndrome amongst Tik Tok users. The cure has not been found yet.
Can you see this person randomly move their hands, he/she must have the TikTok syndrome.
TikTok syndrome by CantMan June 13, 2020

Tiktok enjoyer 

A muscular person who has a very huge penis.
- I have big muscles, a huge penis and I'm using tiktok so I am an average tiktok enjoyer!
Tiktok enjoyer by neeperi November 17, 2022

TikTok Rat Brain

The deterioration or smoothing of one's brain due to excessive consumption of TikTok or other short-form media can lead to various symptoms. These include a shortened attention span, an inability to form complete thoughts, profound boredom when not mindlessly watching TikToks, and frequent references to "Skibidi Toilet".
"I need to stop watching TikTok, man. It's making it hard to focus."
"Yeah, man, I got that TikTok rat brain."
TikTok Rat Brain by OnJod October 8, 2023