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April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.
Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day
by ('v') April 1, 2021
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Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.
Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.
by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025
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Fool's Week

Working 5 days or more in a 7 day week.
1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
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Fool da bre

If you are a fool da bre then you deserve the bigger room and coke
by Pie56 December 31, 2020
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Jaunty Fool

Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."

Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.

Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
by Jousty King November 24, 2021
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Fool a friend day

Fool a friend day is on the 15th of April every year,You must fool a friend by telling them a lie or even tricking them.
“I only have 4 years left to life “
Omg no
“Haha not really it’s fool a friend day”
by Jessiefarrell04 April 15, 2019
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Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.
Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.
by sheila in the car March 28, 2020
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