by Aaron_B February 27, 2008

by Mike Rodgerson April 15, 2008

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
by the doughnut man, who are you? April 3, 2009

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.
Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.
by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017

by Jack Lumber January 11, 2004
