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Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.
Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.
by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025
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Stop Sign Texter

A word(s) refering to someone who is on their phone texting at a stop sign usually someone who takes about 20 seconds to start moving after a car passes or the light goes green.
"Man do I hate those stop sign texters taking a damn long time."
by Admin abuse December 26, 2015
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double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
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Smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018
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drive by texter

A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear
You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020
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Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022
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