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tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2008
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Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)
Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010
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tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.
Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.
by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009
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Tea Slush

Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.
After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.
by Todd.S, Josh.M May 17, 2006
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Tea Leafing

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.

Past Tense: Tea-Leafed
Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.

Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!
by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009
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Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
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tea baguette

A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.
Kebin, I just tea bagged your mother, she has now become my tea baguette, for the 4th time today!
by mattdanguspav May 18, 2009
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