2 definitions by mattdanguspav

tea baguette

A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.

Kebin, I just tea bagged your mother, she has now become my tea baguette, for the 4th time today!

by mattdanguspav May 18, 2009

DHSB

Acronym for 'dick head shit bitch.' Pronounced dee-aych-ess-bee. Can be used in lieu of a curse word.

1) Kebin, get a hold of yourself, don't be such a DHSB.
2) Wow, you are an asshole and a piece of shit. No no no, you are a DHSB!

by mattdanguspav January 22, 2009