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twinkieing 

The act of using common hostess deserts to convey a sexy theme during texts, convorsation, etc.
Meghan-Hey lets do some twinkieing!
Austin-Girl your ding dong makes my twinkie wanna cream its white filling all over your hostess cupcakes.
twinkieing by bozzz April 20, 2010

twinklebear 

A boyish-looking gay guy with a hairy back and hairy knuckles. (Like a young Sylvester Stallone, or what he would have been had he not been cast for Rambo).
Hey, look at that twinklebear over there-- Do you see the hair coming out of the back of his rainbow tee shirt?!?
twinklebear by Demmayyy September 23, 2010

Sergeant Twinkle 

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.
Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.
Sergeant Twinkle by Mogle January 5, 2009

disco twinkies 

The generic term given to fooling around while on the bench during a baseball game.
Come on guys, stop playing disco twinkies and pay attention to the game.
disco twinkies by J U M B O June 1, 2007

twinkledouche 

twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.

twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.

twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.

douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.

there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.

twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."

Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
twinkledouche by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009

Twinzies 

A gay sex move where two men lay on a bed, one being upside down. And they suck each others dick.
They were going Twinzies yersterday
Twinzies by FreedomForFree October 25, 2016