Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Charleston Steamer

To shit on sex partners face after they have fallen asleep.

Michelle woke up to a charleston steamer from Dale.

by mbjdrj March 13, 2010

steamer

short for "steaming pile", or "steaming pile of shit"; something worthless

Yikes, this essay you wrote is a real steamer.

by Ks1994 March 2, 2011

Hot-Steamer

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.

Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.

by Chelle n Tony March 27, 2005