Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Screenshit

When you screenshot something to talk shit about it

I screenshit, look how bad she looks.

by Kenny2253 March 29, 2017

screenman

A guy who loves to watch television and stay in front of a screen in general. These type of people in general have no social life.

You are such a screenman.

by aZuRe1414 February 13, 2018

Screenshit

When you're a dumbass who can't spell Screenshot

"Anybody have a screenshit"

by SubconsciousDeviant March 3, 2022

Defensive Screen look

When a person looks at your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer to avoid being killed.

Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!

by CH4OS October 5, 2011

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013