10 definitions by Anusman2009

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.
Those fucking guys are straight clownin.
by Anusman2009 October 31, 2009
V, Adj. past tense: Describes an American Football Quarterback who ever throws, underthrows, throws interceptions in the endzones, throws the ball to a lineman, figures out a way to make a forward shovel pass go incomplete. One of his best plays is playing wide receiver when the wildcat offense is run or giving the ball to Jahvid Best. The best play is when he is on the sideline or gets hit so hard he might have to leave the game.
Wow, that quarterback sure Kevin Riley'd tonight. He was 15 for 40 in passing and threw the ball to a lineman who could have very well been the MVP. What an idiot.

We won the game today because our Kevin Riley'd quarterback was injured and Jahvid Best played quarterback for us.
by Anusman2009 October 4, 2009
When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
by Anusman2009 January 28, 2010
When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 22, 2012
When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 22, 2012
A term referring to a food court on Durant between Telegraph and Bowditch streets in Berkeley. Though the actual name is "Durant Food Court", nobody calls it that because it lacks character. It is home to many Asian or Asian run restaurants and favorite dishes include Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam, Donuts, and a plethora of other foods. Also there is always a black guy playing hella loud music outside. Not to be confused with the Gourmet Ghetto on Berkeley's Northside.
Mark: Yo lets roll to the Asian Ghetto and get some Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam.
Tomo: Sounds good I want some popcorn chicken from Quickly
by Anusman2009 March 5, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, pig butthole is eaten just like chicken butthole, primarily in Korea and is often served with dog meat.
Asian Kid: And the memorable fact about Kunwoo is that he has eaten pig butthole once or twice.

Korean Girl: WHAT!?! I thought you could only eat Chicken Butthole!!
by Anusman2009 January 28, 2010