Smithed

To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.

Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!

by Orangello346 April 8, 2009

justin smith

A guy that’s tall and can jump high and that plays ball and can dunk and he has a big dick

Hey big dick Justin smith

by justin smith January 28, 2018

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

Smithed

When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.

"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*

EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"

*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.

by RenoBlack September 13, 2005

smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.

somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.

by soul plane August 26, 2009

Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.

He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.

by berrace April 23, 2010

smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.

I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.

by JdSilentio September 24, 2011