butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.

I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.

by Nice2beinvited June 17, 2023

Pop a Skoner

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.

Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet

by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

A Peezy-sliner

A small, modest amount of something.

When asked about dessert -"I'm stuffed. I'll just have a peezy-sliner."

by WickedWillyMeanNotFilly March 3, 2018

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025