Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better 

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better by NotNix October 29, 2009

shitting a frisbee

an expression that illistrates the difficulty to accomplish a job or task that is nearly impossible.

"getting all my homework done by 8pm is going to be like shitting a frisbee!"

shitting a frisbee by mdspnb November 22, 2011

ghost shitting 

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.

When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!

ghost shitting by Tiffani Lat October 10, 2007

Shafting 

a sport involving riding round on a brush shaft like a horse, while finding unsuspecting people to "shaft"- meaning harass with the brush. usually violent

hoi...ill shaft you with a brush. want to go shafting tonight?

Shafting by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

Shitting Blue Lights 

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"

There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.

Shitting Blue Lights by abominableangel February 25, 2013

in-shitting-credible 

Just like in-fucking-credible, except more unique.

Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!

in-shitting-credible by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005

Robo shitting 

While one is robo tripping they have a hallucination about having a really good shit, this dream-like state then carries over into real life and they shit their pants.

Conclusion: The pleasurable shit turns into a disastrous shit in your bottoms. Beware of Roboshitters, you can mark them by the stain on their pants.

After Fat-xena(fatzina) stumbled by with a stain in her pants Hercules shouted "Girl, you robo shitting!"

Robo shitting by Penguina March 22, 2012