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Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.
Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.
by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011
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Seauicide

An athlete committing the act of suicide due to no longer being involved in athletics or to performing less than adequate in a game
Example 1

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"

Guy 2: "No what happened?"

Guy 1: "He missed the game winning shot in the intramural
championship game, so he commited seauicide"

Guy 2: "That shit cray"

Example 2

Sports Announcer: "Sad news in the world of sports today, Muhammad Ali commited seauicide earlier because he could no longer handle life without boxing...and shaking like a fish out of water all the time"
by Cakes550 October 20, 2012
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selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people

eye-candy.
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2013
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Selfiography

The aesthetic study of the act of self photography
I mean did you see the picture she posted last night? She obviously didn't major in selfiography.
by the illiterate bibliophile January 5, 2014
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selfiethon

A marathon of many selfies taken in a short amount of time.
Dan took my phone and went on a selfiethon.
by dwizz May 12, 2014
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selfie snatcher

People who download and post other people's selfies as their own.

Common on Tumblr, Reddit, Social Apps, and Facebook Icons. It's more common in places where people post pics of themselves that don't include a face pic. Boobs(women)/Abs(men), NSFW shots, etc.

Some people create Facebook profiles and steal attractive pics from other people and post them as their own in an effort to get people to friend them.
Get a life, Selfie Snatcher your whole damn profile is fake
by stansaysdis April 13, 2014
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Selfie Target

When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.
I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"
by BleedMeARiver January 9, 2015
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