Shmuck

Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed

Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."

by greenghost110 February 7, 2023

Schmickel

A form of US currency that is a lower denomination than the penny in the form of a hammered out rusty bottle cap. 40000 of them equal one Wheat Thin.

First mentioned in the 3/22/2007 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

Say thanks for painting my house, here's a Hefty bag full of schmickels

by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023

Schmickle

When there are a multiple of sphincters this will make schmickle people

Why are there so many schmickle people (sphincters) around here.

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmeckpocalypse

An apocalypse that one is looking forward to due to personal or objective reasons.

Usually applies to the lower working class chained by capitalism and the never-ending growth of inflation. By individuals, it is perceived as the moment of final peace, the victory of the aggrieved, and the time for revenge.

ex:
Mike: The planet has reached its tipping point. There was a major earthquake in Central Europe that reduced EU's population to about a half.
Danny has been living off cheese crackers and pickles for the past three months: Let the carriage run its course, for this is the beginning of a schmeckpocalypse.

by crematorium_of_ideas October 5, 2023

Shmuck

Natally

Have you seen natally shes a shmuck

by Septicdtagon November 12, 2023

Schrucker

This term was first used by Kebab and Prangle It came to be as the two of them were bored as shit at a lake (Skorzęcin, Wielkopolskie, Poland) , and decided that "Schruckers" was funny, and now became a term for literally everything, but mostly a humoric way of saying, EEEE, what? Or it could also mean an expression of sadness after, let's say dying. You can also use it as a adjective, or a verb,

Interjection: Schruckers, two men got me from behind...
Adjective: He got absolutely schruckered on
Verb: I'm going to schruck the shit out of him.

by Schrucker December 28, 2023