Schlawg

A person or state of being that’s fried, lagging, vibing wrong, or moving with zero urgency.
Used for harmless stupidity or THC-induced malfunction.

“Bro took one hit and turned schlawg.”

by N1CUP January 24, 2026

Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011

You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013

Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban

man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice

by DankSpank May 20, 2015

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 12, 2018

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018