schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011