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Schlawg
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A person or
state
of being that’s fried, lagging, vibing
wrong
, or moving with zero urgency.
Used for harmless stupidity or
THC
-induced malfunction.
“Bro
took
one
hit
and
turned
schlawg.”
Schlawg
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N1CUP
January 24, 2026
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