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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
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Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
by The reatards June 18, 2021
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Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed
"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."
by GooBeanie September 21, 2021
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Billable Sales

I clicked billable sales and now James has gone emo-james
by Electrix7716 March 20, 2022
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Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022
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