Sailor's Breakfast 

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

Sailor's Breakfast by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

sailinganarchyass 

Anonymous SailingAnarchy whiner who displays poor taste, bad judgment and who spreads outrageous theories based on hearsay, innuendo, parody and lies. To expand on a phrase: Each whiner is totally fucking ridiculous.

Each whiner are a sailinganarchyasshole.
RobinCrusoe: what really happened is the forestay...
WuWei(Chris): to the fact Reid is a moron
aseawolf: Cheesus, not only are you an asshole but you're an uninformed asshole
Timmy-Trick_Turkey: "bend over and show me the void, ho..."
Nautigirl: Characteristics of a cult leader
Sailflat(Doug): notifying the rescue services that the cheese scow is missing or in distress

sailinganarchyass by Regatta Dogpile February 27, 2008

sailfish 

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

sailfish by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

sailesh

part of the gay trio

sailesh is gay

sailesh by rip_gojo February 20, 2022

Sphinkter Sailor 

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

Sphinkter Sailor by B. Griffith November 11, 2004

trussed up like a sailor's wife 

indisposed

"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"

trussed up like a sailor's wife by jinglard January 22, 2020

sailing 

The stupidest of stupidest sports on earth. Where nothing but snobby assholes take part in. Where they park there beautiful European cars at the marina parking lot and then go sailing.

Com'n Norbert! Let's go Sailing!

sailing by Kevin Baines April 13, 2006