STUMPTING

The act of sitting or standing while smoking a pipe. The opposite of lunting.

Cherry On Top loves stumpting in his favorite chair.

by The Cherry On Top February 1, 2019

stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out

I stumped out last night

by Mkeller August 3, 2019

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumped

Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.

"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"

by Stumpoline August 28, 2023

Chubbi Stumps

An ice cream cone shaped crayon that's perfect for small hands.

Chubbi Stumps are the best crayons EVER!!!

by Chachizzy October 16, 2010

butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021