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screw

man i really wanna scream jesssica

man i screwed jessica twice
by hplyfe April 19, 2018
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Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
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angry screw

Angry screw is a shot of screwball whiskey and dropped into a glass of apple angry orchard
I would like an angry screw please
by Zmann December 17, 2021
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Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
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screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess
"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
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wingnut and screw loose

The bat and mosquito character in TMNT

Birthplace: Belfry, Transylvania
Height: 5' 5" (hanging by his talons)
Weight: 160 lbs. (with Screwloose on his back)
Favorite Sound: Blood curdling

Description
Wingnut, the clutzy, caped vampire bat, quietly hung out on his home planet Huanu. That is, until Krang destroyed it. Saved and sucked into a vortex before his planet exploded, Wingnut ended up on Earth, along with Screwloose, a levelheaded Huanu mosquito.

Furious and frantic that Krang blew up his planet, the crazed Wingnut's out to get even with Krang - or anyone else associated with the burbling brain. That makes him a perfect ally with the Turtle teens.

Despite Wingnut's bloodshot eyes, defective radar, stunted wings and oversensitive ears, he's determined to be a sewer-superhero. Even with constant training from our green teens, Wingnut's more likely to bump into a building than bust a baddie. Armed with mechanical turbo wings invented by Donatello, Wingnut flutters and putters to put the bite on the Foot Clan.
Josh:I got the wingnut and screw loose figure
Bob:same
by BiggeCheese105 June 28, 2023
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Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex
Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020
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