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pyrocleptopobic

The fear of someone stealing your lighter
John was so, pyrocleptopobic that had to go back to using matches.
by Mariussincalvious June 24, 2025
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Pyrocinical

person 1: have you watched pyrocinical's new video?
person 2: you mean pyrocynical you fucking retard?
by fuckenredardedeedeiot July 13, 2025
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Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.
"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"
by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025
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Pyrocynical

ohh my belly ohh its so big and fat and gassy right now..
Guy 1: Who's pyrocynical
Guy 2: Fart porn enjoyer
by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025
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Proxyjob

The act of inserting one's genitalia into another person's drink; thus recieving a blowjob by Proxy. Conversely, the act of drinking said tainted drink would be giving the proxy job.
"Yo, this hot babe just gave me a proxyjob."

"No, you just SA'd her dude."
by Barcrawler67 November 6, 2025
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Proxies

The is only 1 Hym and there is only ever going to be 1 Hym.
Hym "Proxies are not allowed to make decisions on my behalf. I have no proxies. There is only one of me. Even if you were to prop up a proxy and have him invalidate the deal, it just doesn't apply. It's still there though. Imposters are not allowed. Douglas Murray is aware of this so he will tell you, the is a superordinacy statute and as SIMULACRUM clause that states 'Any contract or deal that copies or resembles or intended to copy mine is null-and-void on insemination as my contract is superordinate.' I though of it first. Noone else will be able to do what I have done here. It isn't allowed because they are ALSO a signatory of MY contract and MY contract is SUPERORDINATE. This in no why contradicts your God's contract and is peripheral to God's contract. Which I have no choice but to abide. I am rendered here. It gets to kill me once. What happened after I die is dictated by God at the time of my death. YOU do not because it would violate the bodily harm clause. I'm doing God's deals. No proxies. No stand ins. No direct subordinates. Anyone claiming to act in accordance with my will is not doing the (exactly) one thing they need to do here."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Proxyposting

Proxyposting is the act of filming a person or persons for the purpose of posting it on social media without the subjects knowing they are being filmed and without them filming themselves, often with negative commentary.
If the subject finds out shortly after filming has concluded, it is still proxyposting as long as they didn't know during filming.
For it to truly be proxyposting the subject must be innocent and doing nothing of greater consequence while
the one behind the camera must appear physically at some point as well, often with an aura of superiority over the subject.
The subject is living in the moment while the one holding the infinite distraction electric slab is simply being a cunt with the hope of ruining the subject's life.
If the subject is intentionally participating in the post, it is NOT proxyposting.

This word came to me in a dream in which I witnessed an influencer with a large following apologize for "proxyposting again" even though he was merely explaining what the people group he was filming was doing, and not trying to disparage them in any way. Then I realized that we don't really have a word for this sort of behavior, so I made my own definition even if it didn't fit what he was doing exactly.
"Proxyposting is a lesser but still devastating subcategory of stalking. But Instead of creepily following someone who's minding their own business, Proxposters film them without consent or knowledge and post it with hopes of embarrassing them."

"Hi Mr. President. My annoying coworker who has beef with me for no reason proxyposted me being silly at work to his army of followers that he somehow accrued despite being a random low wage Amazon employee just like me. Now I want to reasonably crash out by highkey beating the shit out of him even if nobody watched the video. If Proxyposters were punished by a lil medieval torture sesh every time they pulled this shit, half the short form videos online would disappear overnight. Hollon you already got the executive order sitting on your desk? We're actually SO linked twin. You're so goatstyle for that pookie."
by leuhswaggums December 5, 2025
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