Procrastipack

(v) To pack at the very last minute

I procrastipack for every trip.

by Liv fab April 14, 2015

procrastception

The act of procrastination on doing something that was originally being done to procrastinate on another, more urgent thing.

I decided to write this definition when I was on Facebook when I should actually be writing my final term paper. I'm so reluctant to write my paper that I'm committing procrastception.

by The Procrastinating Champion May 3, 2015

Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

by shortstirling June 29, 2015

Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities

Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due

by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!

Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.

by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016