Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 09, 2010

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 18, 2006

Pre-frontal

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown

My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs

by Sputmilk October 11, 2019

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation

"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"

by Alan Greene March 18, 2007

pre-lead

a lead that has not showed any interest but has been qualified to some degree by a third party, similar to generating a filtered list but to a higher and more dynamic quality

pre-lead: a homeowner who has been qualified for a solar power system by a third party but has not yet shown a direct interest in purchasing solar although they have the potential to do so (determined by the third party)

by marketing in the 21st century April 03, 2010

Pre-Viewed

Another term for used or a movie someone has already seen.

"Hey, that movie is on sale for a dollar. Do you want to get it?"
"No, I don't like movies that are Pre-Viewed."

by catluver42 December 23, 2007