A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
by Brejusjiguis December 2, 2007
Get the patches mug.that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).
Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.
Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq
Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq
Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006
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by jdoz April 3, 2006
Get the wolf patch mug.An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008
Get the snatch patch mug.The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
Get the Wet Patch mug.A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.
by Sean McDonald June 13, 2005
Get the Patcher mug.The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
by ivette July 19, 2006
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