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And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
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Love Never Dies

1) Preposterous sequel to THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA unfortunately greenlit by Andrew Lloyd Webber in a misguided attempt to relive his glory days and milk the brand potential of his biggest success. Unfortunately it travesties the characters and stories of the original, which was noticed by its fanbase, and consequently the project bombed.

Synonymous with: fanfiction, unnecessary sequels, travesty, George Lucas, revionism, canon rape

2) The subtitle for BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (dir. Francis Ford Coppola).
"Have you seen Love Never Dies?"

"Paint Never Dries, you mean?"
by lootcontrasweet December 27, 2012
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Never Say Never

Justin Bieber movie.

Rated 1.2/10 on IMDB
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that rating on IMDB of Justin Bieber's Never Say Never
by FrodoBagginz May 27, 2011
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nevermore

An excellent metal band out of Seattle, WA. It's pretty hard to give them a genre but honestly who cares? If anything they are power/thrash.

They have a very unique sound thanks to the vocalist, Warren Dane. He doesn't scream at the top of his lungs and can display a wide range of the vocal spectrum. Each album sounds uniquely different but still kicks ass at the same time. Combine the vocalist with Jeff Loomis seven string guitar to make a unique band. Unfortunately, Nevermore has had bad luck in the past with health problems in the past and present.
Nevermore was awesome at Gigantour!
by aldwardo November 1, 2006
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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
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nevryone

(Noun) A spiffy word to use when neither "everyone" nor "no one" will suffice.
Nevryone is here.
I need nevryone's attention.
by Neologisticus Maximus October 24, 2005
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Never Think

Song by Robert Pattinson in which he sings from the perspective of Edward Cullen. He sings about how he doesn't want Bella to become a vampire, but he loves her so much that he kinda does. Possibly one of the best songs ever. Except sometimes its hard to hear was Rob is trying to sing/say.
Edward: "Bella don't become a vampire."

Bella:"But I love you so much, I want to"

Edward: "Let me just sing my song 'Never Think' so you understand how I feel"
by Alitess December 9, 2008
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