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Ninja Jerker

One who constantly masturbates and is amazingly never caught or interrupted while doing so.
Woah, Timmy is such a ninja jerker, I'm surprised that little giblet hasn't been caught by his mom.
by 1337 sauce August 26, 2007
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Ninja

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.
The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.
by AYB February 23, 2003
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Ninja were people of feudal japan trained in Ninpo or Ninjutsu. It was possible to use skills learned in assasination-which was done, but not coldly. Ninja's were japans peace keepers and information gathers-they would assasinate political powers that threatned peace of japan, and would often be recruited by a higher power (such as a warlord like Oda Nobunaga, or Ieyasu Tokugawa) to spy on enemy's and gather information. Ninja were originally called *Shinobi*, literally translating into a expert at information gathering. Ninja groups were divided into families and clans. The two regions were Ninjutsu developed and Ninja were founded were Iga and Koga provinces. there were roughly 53 subgroups of Koga and Iga. One of the most famous Ninja in history was Hattori Hanzo-a famous warlord and Ninja of Iga.
Random facts:
In 1676, the book Bansenshukai about Ninja methods was written by Fujibayashi Yasutake, a Samurai of Iga castle.
In 1681 the book Shoninki (correct Ninjutsu memories) was written by Fujibayashi Masatake.
In 1653 the book Ninpiden meaning secret teachings of Ninjutsu was written by Hattori Hanzo Yasunaga.
There were very few ninja-when oda nobunaga attacked Iga, 80 ninja fled.
Genbukan and Bujinkan are the only organizations keeping true Ninjutsu alive today.
Ninja didnt wear black very often-they wore deep red or dark green when on missions, and in winter snow, White.
Ninja were often Samurai too-afterall its only Title, not material.
Ninja didnt actually use straight swords much-only when they were desperate. After ninja had established themselves, they could use curved blades.
Other names used for ninja were Kancho, Shinobi, Kusa, Sppa, Rappa, Tsuppa, Mitsumoto(Kembun, Metsuke, Kaiken). Kyodan, Kanja, Choja, Shinobi no Mono, Onmitsu.
Ninja arent magical, they just understood sciences more advanced then the rest of the population of the time.
Ninja couldnt fly.
Ninja couldnt perform supernatural stunts.
Ninja can evade swords.
The Ninja stealthly entered his home.
by Ninpo-Bugei August 1, 2006
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ninja-fuck

To have sex in a quick and intense manner.
"I could tell by the look on her face that she got ninja-fucked last night."
by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
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ninja log

logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something
so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok

during your going to ( ALT+F4 )

oh that fucker ninja logged
by tomxel February 16, 2009
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Uber Ninja

The ultimate ninja. The uber ninja is a single person. They are choosen in a ninja compettion held only once every ten years in Peewakee, Wisconsin USA. This ninja is not only the most skillful, but also the president of the ninja union.
Hiro worked so hard. He killed twenty people in one day to become the Uber Ninja.
by macro March 10, 2005
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ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.
Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!
by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004
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