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Total French Move 

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.
Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.
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The Jonathan Move 

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.
Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

An Abdullah Move 

A ridiculous action done by a person that is so dumb, and only found funny by the person who did it.
I asked him if he had my money and he gave me an empty envelope. He hit me with an Abdullah move!
An Abdullah Move by exfactor December 25, 2014

Total Graham Move 

Royally fucking up so bad that there is no recovering from it. Can be used in everyday life.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear that Clawson fell uphill?
Person 2: Yeah dude thats a Total Graham Move

Patrick’s signature move 

Defined when you hook up with a girl with a slamming rack, slap her Titties around for roughly 30 minutes nut on them then drive home and go to sleep on your floor mattress with Hulu on full blast
Today was a rough day...... I think I’m going to go for a patrick’s signature move for the night, ya know keep it simple

kicking a cow to move it 

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.
The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..