Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.

-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia

by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Mongolloyde

Mongollyode a common term used to describe the mentally challenged. Often

referred to as a Lloyde for short.

That bloke over there is a real Lloyde. A deadset Mongolloyde

by Jarzuzie January 23, 2021

Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021

Mongology

The study of odd and often drunken behaviour.

Tina went to the pub to people watch for her mongology degree.

by Fatchaz February 16, 2021

Mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid
He was a mongoloid

by WorseThanHitler February 27, 2021

Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.

My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!

by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021