Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018

Daddy Mathew

The man of our dreams, so sexy and hot. We all wanna fuck him. Black luscious hair and a sexy mustache. Dick is HUGEEE. And we worship him.

Owen: Ohhh daddy mathew is so hot
Eli: I know right *bites lip*

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Matheos

Matheos is a Fatass that plays with girls feeling and he thinks he is so cool but he’s a fat brown haired kid who no one should feel petty for. He hurts girls feelings sm!!! His dick is vv small.

Matheos plays girls soo much!

by Snubejejebeuddn March 29, 2019

Mateo

Person who whacks people and is loud

Mateo came to me and whacked me so hard that even my great grand children said ow

by Pingu8017 October 30, 2019

Mathew Lewis

A real dickhead who thinks he’s good at fortnite and is really gay and shit at downball and wallball not to mention how retarted he is and he has the shittest YouTube channel

Don’t be a Mathew Lewis

by Mathew Lewis September 8, 2019

Mathew

A man, usually of the racist kind. He usually hates Blacks, He Says The N word persistently, he says it every hour on the hour,he also likes to attend clan meetings, He's usually related to men like Bathrobe dwane, But its a true fact the mathew just acts racist to hide the fact that he has many black boy friends That he toys with. He usually has bad opinion's, like Gio Gio Is a good Person, He Loves penis, And hes usually affiliated with the mafia. He also has brown hair and brown eyes.

Gosh Mathew sucked another black again.

by Joskue Part 6 May 28, 2019

mathew

a big fat oof

o look its mathew
he took up the whole stadium

by vianneyjon April 26, 2019