John Kevin

Bright, quiet, and devious. Great prospects for being an outstanding man, or a Glizzy Gobler.

“John Kevin, come here!”

by Genennene May 8, 2021

DEAR JOHN

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.

What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

John Peel

One of the greatest DJ's that will ever exist ever. Pioneer of many forms of music that exist in the mainstream today and was behind bands such as The Smiths before they became extremely successful. He had his own show on Radio 1 and also presented Radio 4's Home Truths.

He had an extremely open minded view to music and this left a huge mark on the music industry. No one can possibly replace a man as great as this.

Rest In Peace John Peel (1939 - 2004)

John Peel, a legend through and through.

by freakeh October 29, 2004

John Dolmayan

A member of System of a Down and Scars on Broadway and is the most kickass drummer in the world! Plays on an awesome Tama set, and has a set that is covered in comic book art. Owns and runs Torpedo comics and has a huge personal collection of comics as well. Also seems to be a huge perv, his favorite movie is Taboo 2.

Hey did you hear that drummer talk shit? Fucker thinks he's better John Dolmayan.

by CDoris October 9, 2008

john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped

"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."

by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010

John Adams

Shat the bed. People love the guy, but he's in traction.

Don't be a john adams

by Nonamehasbeentakenalready November 22, 2018

John Stoke

A person, male or female, that makes up stories about their life to make themselves sound more interesting or bad ass. Usually found when talking to others over the internet.

Bob: "I met another John Stoke on Xbox Live today."
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"

by Swebberz July 7, 2012