road job

Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun.
Kris: "Did you see how slow Gil was going through that intersection?"

Roland: "Yeah, he must of been getting one good road job."
by Gil Semple January 26, 2008
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ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
by the big sack June 17, 2009
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ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job
When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job
by Superhomo11 September 02, 2009
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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?
by cincycats51 April 02, 2014
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Whack job

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!
by Jimbo bob June 26, 2018
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Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.
Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.
by James Griffoth October 05, 2009
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foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 01, 2017
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