Human Shit Cannon

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you

I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

by Config December 28, 2019

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Human Premium

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better😉

Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month

We are better

“ amy is human premium”
“natalie and suany are human premium”
Word created by suany and natalie

by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020

Human Premium

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
😉

Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

We are better

“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”

by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020

Human

beings who roam the earth

person 1: what are you
person 2: human
person: why hello earthling

by strangeearthling December 13, 2020

Human Chanel

Hailing from BLACKPINK, Jennie Kim a.k.a Human Chanel for her expensive fashion style.

" Did you see what Jennie wore last week she can make anything look expensive, Human Chanel indeed."

by Jensetter123 December 20, 2020