Frankenstein

verb. to thoroughly enjoy making something, but then realize you hate what you've made when you finish it.

Dude, I totally Frankensteined that painting I did last week. I might have to yeet that one.

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Frankenshit

When your partner shits into your asshole and it mixes with your own shit before you shit the whole thing back out.

"Me and Jenny made a Frankenshit last night (;"
"Oh god, she pooped into your asshole again?"

by EatMyAssFaggot March 22, 2022

Frankenstein

To find a solution to a problem that uses very convoluted methods.

The Wi-Fi was bad in our basement, so I set up a high power receiver down there, attached it to a router, then connected my work computer to ethernet through a 100 foot cable. Bit of a Frankenstein, but it works!

by AtomicQ April 11, 2022

Frankenstank

A fantasy football league style created by the guys from the Toilets to Titles Podcasts Network that is unlike any other league.

I stole Josh Allen in the Frankenstank league.

by Toilets to Titles December 1, 2022

Frankenstein

Any person that goes by They/Them pronouns.

Frankenstein was sitting on the urinal to pee.

by KyngDyngaLyng December 16, 2022

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024

Frankensteining

When you have to crap so bad that you're squeezing cheek and walking so upright that you look like Frankenstein

I was trying not to crap my pants so I was squeezing cheek so hard I looked like Frankenstein walking to the bathroom. You could say I was frankensteining

by tvmicman February 8, 2024