Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Fast Eddie

HELLO... A Tie dyed "rainbow warrior" often seen anywhere hippies congregate. Commonly seen with a white haired Santa looking hippie collecting roaches from one of many "young bucks" or asking them to drive whatever disgusting box on wheels happens to be carrying them across the country. Can be heard saying such phrases as "Hey young buck, how much money do you owe me?", "Family Fluff", or "Good doses make you fall asleep."

See also Feddie Eddie

Did you hear what Fast Eddie made Wyatt do at the rainbow gathering?

by Pu-pu-pu-puddles June 28, 2010

2 Fast 2 Furious

The highly hyped-up sequel to Fast and Furious. Tyrese takes Vin Diesel's place as the star...the movie didn't suck as much as I thought it would, but you can tell that they definitely tried too hard to get everyone to like it.

Perhaps they should have done something about the dialogue in the movie...it was a bit on the trite, hackneyed side. But other than that,and a few other nagging flaws, 2 Fast 2 Furious was OK.

by RatchetBoo July 3, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."

"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."

by BrokeTilTuesday January 18, 2011

Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

by marky means July 8, 2009