jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

discombobligated

1) The state of frenzy and confusion caused by commiting yourself to too many obligations, (i.e. school, kids, cubscouts, volunteer religion teacher, AA, spinning classes, yoga, carpooling, etc...)
2) The state otherwise referred to as being spread too thin.

Her mother became discombobligated after she agreed to host the next P.T.A. meeting on the same day as her daughter's piano recital.

by C.Q. Scafidi September 19, 2007

Disco Duce

Takin a crap while at the club

I shouldn't have ate before we came to the club , I gotta drop a disco duce.

by sol*los July 4, 2008

Disco Freak

A disco freak is someone who is an outrageously disco-tastically freak-ishly florridly crazy clothed person thing. It is primarily a state of being but is helped by having frizzy neon hair, clashing colours, yellow eyeshadow, huge earrings and shoulders pads. Shell-suits are also common.

See also: David Bowie rick astley and cyndi lauper

e.g:

1) Cor Blimey, Sarah those pants are sooooooo discooooo freaky!

2) David Bowie...yeh..disco freak.

3) Sarah's hen party? DISCO FREAK! Oh yes.

by Pinder Apples January 13, 2009

Disco Rider

1980's terminology for a rice rocket operator decked out in full race wear or flashy riding gear but not having the skill to operate the motorcycle to anywhere near its performance capabilities. A straight line rider who would never "scrape the pipes" or "scrape the center stand". All show and No go.

A Disco Rider is a new Operator of Motorcycles with limited skill or expertise. Flashy "leathers". Inexperienced rider.

by Wheelie King of Springfield March 8, 2009

Disco Suit

An outfit or article of clothing that makes the person wearing it look really flamboyent, out of place, or just plain wierd. It results in you not even wanting to be seen with the person.

Dude, whats up with the disco suit!? Who wears a leather jacket with sequence on it to a night club? Dont stand next to me with that thing on...

by TurtleTerror February 6, 2010