Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

dense fuck

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

by supercow July 19, 2004

Dense

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

Dense Breast

A pair of fake titties

"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"

by Le Shink November 28, 2016

dinise

A funny person with dark brown / black hair. Black eyes.shes fun to be around. Loves going to church.

Man: did you see dinise today.
Man2: nah man shes at church 😚😛

by Jefd October 24, 2017

denislav

"This weird word(name, i think) is formed by dick+penis+love. Which means that many people like his cucumber. He sometimes get women who are interesting but outstanding(mainly with first letter R in their name, not many people are called like that but there are still some...right? He is often optimistic and funny but not that smart. In some cultures it means savior."-Angela Mercel

Hey denislav shuv that cucumber in my ass!

by Angela Mercel January 8, 2018