Cloon

The typical shady and sleazy salesman whom often times smells of booze and sports a comb over. 'Cloons' can be found in many industries including, but not limited to: mattress sales, used car lots, door to door vacuum sales, Capital Meats, telemarketing, and the mortgage industry.

In the 10 minutes I spent looking at the cars on the lot I was harassed by at least 5 sales cloons. Eventually, I became so fed up with their cheesy spiels that I left.

by VanDangle February 25, 2009

mississippi night coon

a white kid who is really smart with computers but thinks hes black and acts like a nigga

Jesse Moore head is a Mississippi Night Coon!!

by azzy brown February 10, 2007

Choong

Exlains how fine Cannabis can get...

A: "What you got in that spliff there?"
B: "Some next Choong Boyyy"
A: "I got the Choong right here, Smell this"
B: "Hmm, *sniffs* OOOoowweeEE, Shit.. Is.. CHOOOOONG!"

by HoOkz January 25, 2008

coon puff

Def 1: Another name for gingersnap cookies while playing the board game Monopoly.

Not to be confused with a nigga's cheese puffs.

"DAAAMMMMNNNN, those coon puffs were off the wi-zall!!!"

"That guy is such a coon puff"

by w00tsauce!!1! December 11, 2008

Coon's toe

A measurement used to compare the size of something to the size of a toe, specifically a black person's toe.

Guy1, "I shot that sign with my gun, it made such a big whole."
Guy2, "Ya right, that whole was no bigger than a Coon's Toe."

by Lnigga November 9, 2007

choongtastic

an object that is soo nice that it can be described as choong or peng

rawr g that b
car is choongtastic

by Micah Jayyy March 16, 2009

coon job

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.

"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."

by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009