Cloner

The female equivalent of a boner. An engorged clitoris. Clit+boner=Cloner

"Chicks get cloners for Brad Pitt."

Girl: "I'm so aroused, my cloner is throbbing."

by zunigasm22 September 4, 2015

colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN

Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise

by Electric tickle fingers April 12, 2016

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.

Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "

by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016

colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

cloneclasher

A guy who likes to fuck people over hard, like really hard.

Did you hear what happened to Mike?
Yeah, CloneClasher fucked him over again

by youknowwhoitisyoufuckingcuck June 17, 2018

clonador

A forum or chat room troll that uses his/her trolling as a way to vent resentment towards the opposite sex. A clonador prefers to troll on members of the opposite sex, often choosing easy targets to bully and shying away from engaging with other trolls of his or her own caliber.

A male clonador's main driving force is misogyny, while a female clonador is motivated by misandry.

Clonadors are easily spotted as they habitually make broad generalizations about either men or women and they disparage the opposite sex as a whole throughout their attacks on other users. It is apparent through their tirades and relentless, often obsessive and predatory trolling that the clonador has deep seated issues with the members of the opposite sex.

Jessica doesn't like to go to that chat anymore since she got cornered by that clonador last time.

by lapetitelapine April 3, 2017