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a complete and utter wanker

Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.
That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker
by confarga September 28, 2005
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competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.
Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

A first person shooter game, set in a modern warfare context, popular for its online play. Released by EA and created by the game studio DICE.
Person 1: I love Modern Warfare 2, it almost makes me feel like someone cares about me.

Person 2: Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is like Battlefield Bad Company 2's retarded cousin.
by Dr Pimper April 9, 2010
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insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
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Compliment fishing

When someone essentially insults themself in order to get sympathy from other people. A flirting tactic used by many girls.
Guy: Hi, what's wrong?
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!

... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.
by MrCuddles September 22, 2006
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and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
by NeNay July 18, 2005
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competitive cheerleading

Cheerleading that is not on the sidelines cheering on a sports team, but it's own independent sport. Competitions are held to judge teams on things such as their tumbling (gymnastics) and stunting abilities. Much training and a higher skill level is imperative to succeed at competitive cheerleading.

Most competitive cheerleaders are allstar cheerleaders, which are cheerleaders not associated with a school.
The movie Bring it On is about two competitive high school teams.
by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004
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