closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

clutterfuck

n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the space is virtually unusable

I couldn't get any work done because my desk was a total clutterfuck.

by Swagatone April 25, 2014

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

Cruster

An older person, typically over 50, who tries to hang out with a much younger crowd, often dressing and acting like they were in high school again.

We went to go dancing Saturday night, but there were too many "crusters" on the dance floor, so we left.

by California Dreaming February 4, 2010

Clusterfucktastrophy

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009