How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Chuck Norrisilization

The action that causes a world to be created.

ted- How are worlds created?
Zack- Chuck Norris round house kicks a piece of space into a specific direction.

ps. This is the act of Chuck Norrisilization

by Zack M November 6, 2008

Chuck Norris'd

As a male, to get fucked in the ass by multiple males at once. Taken from the flash video Ultimate Orgy, can be found on Newgrounds if curious.

"Which of these erotic ads are you going to answer to?"
"All of them, I'm set to get Chuck Norris'd this weekend."

by Tolous February 19, 2010

Chuckey Doak

Chuckey Doak is a high school located in upper East Tennessee. Also referred to as "choke a dick" or "choke a duck", it's home to some of the most stuck up backwoods people you'll ever meet. The boys there tend to think they're cool if they drive a Nissan hardbody or are in the commons past 11 o'clock at night. Everyone has everyone elses nudes and if you go to the bathroom, there's probably going to be someone having sex. Or the parking lot. Or anywhere really. And all the girls think they're hot shit even though both they're eyes never look the same direction. If you talk to someone from there they're liable cheat on you with their cousin.

"Of course she'd fuck you, she's from chuckey doak."

by Wtfisyourproblemasshome February 11, 2017

Clucktard

A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.

Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.

by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006

Mother Chucker

The act of being infuriatingly like Chuck Bass. Usually incorperates sleaziness, womanizing, boozing, smarminess, snarkiness, and being self centered.

"Damn that Mother Chucker, he's totally right." In this instance the subject of the Mother Chucker Conundrum rightfully (if not more self centered) assumed that the object of his affections was using another man to make him jealous. Being completey egocentric and self centered, he guessed this being full of himself, but also knowing that not only he, but said object of his affection was completely in love with him.

by Stripe BassDorf July 17, 2009