boible

(n., sing.) {derived from boi and foible}

an indiscretion of a gay male nature that comes to light, causing one to lose credibility and/or status.

cf. Ted Haggard and Mark Foley for textbook examples

Haggard's ongoing three year liasion with a gay prostitute was a major boible.

by Ganymede November 8, 2006

Biblewit

Biblewit

A person whose wisdom is based on irrationally following one or more 'holy' books, and derivative concepts such as creationism.
Someone having a negative IQ

'The god botherers were around again earlier, like total biblewits'

by white squirrel October 8, 2011

Bible Banger

A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.

Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?

Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.

Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.

Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?

by I. Wagner November 10, 2008

Bible Study

Bible Study is when kids called Mildred, Kathy, Bennet, Marcanthony, and December go to an abandoned building and sniff cocaine as well as do other crazy ass white people drugs.

"Hey Mildred you coming to Bible Study this Friday?"
"Wouldn't miss it Marcanthony. I am so ready to praise the lord and do a line of cocaine!"

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?

if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does

by peaches July 24, 2004

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003