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(n., sing.) {derived from boi and foible}

an indiscretion of a gay male nature that comes to light, causing one to lose credibility and/or status.
cf. Ted Haggard and Mark Foley for textbook examples

Haggard's ongoing three year liasion with a gay prostitute was a major boible.
boible by Ganymede November 8, 2006
Words you can keep

Bible Pimp 

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.
This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.
Bible Pimp by will bitten September 15, 2017

Booblebum 

Booblebum Booblebum Booblebum
Booblebum by AlexTCY May 31, 2018

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.
Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.
boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

Man Law Bible 

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
Man Law Bible by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
To express authentic physical or emotional reactions when viewing or participating in an event.
I bobble every time LeBron scores a 3!
bobble by BobbleSports June 27, 2020

Johnny Bobbler 

Johnny Bobbler is a slang name given to a police officer. Even though Johnny is a male name the phrase can be used to describe both male and female officers.
I was speeding on the motorway and got stopped by a Johnny Bobbler.

Look at the group of Johnny Bobblers outside the footy ground.
Johnny Bobbler by AndyBuc October 6, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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