raspberry blumpkin

the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world

Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.

raspberry blumpkin by tha fuckin infidel August 8, 2006

funky blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.

Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.

funky blumpkin by rabbi-doom February 8, 2005

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

Ninja Blumpkin by Onigato June 26, 2010

The Ultimate Blumpkin 

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

The Ultimate Blumpkin by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin 

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

thro-blumpkin 

the act of throwing up and taking a poop while getting a blow job. You are excreting from all holes

thro-blumpkin by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Inverse Blumpkin 

A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.

John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!

Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?

John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.

Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.

Inverse Blumpkin by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008