Alba

Scots Gaelic name for Scotland.

Alba du brath!

by G3K May 18, 2004

Marv Albert

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.

Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"

by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

Albino

Originated in Sugar Creek, Missouri due to the contamination in the water. To this day Sugar Creek has the highest concentration of Albinos in the world. 1/3 of Albinos live in Sugar Creek but only come out once a year for the slavic festival at night.

Go to the slavic festival in Sugar Creek and find yourself around a herd of albinos immediately!

by Pink and Pale December 8, 2020

Albania

Country, near Italy, borders Greece Macedonia, Montenegro, and Serbia. Mostly mountanious, has a coast on the Adriatic sea. Albanians are decendents from the Illirians. Was an Ottoman province until 1913. Had a brief kingship from 1913 to the beging of WWII. After WWII a communist dictatorship was enacted under the rule of Enver Hoxha. He died in the 1980s soon thereafter, in 1990 communism was overthrown, and a new corrupt democratic government took hold. Albania is the only country in Europe to date to have a positive growth rate and a muslim majority.
Albanian - a person from Albania. Shqiperia is the local name for Albania.

Gjergj Kastrioti is Albania's national hero.

by Nobody March 7, 2005

Chris Albrecht

Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.

Chris Albrecht doesn't know WHAT he is doing!

by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006

Albus Severus

harry and ginny's second son with the most hideous name ever!

Harry: Ginny why don't you name one of our kids?
James, Albus Severus, Lilly

by anagl January 3, 2008

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.

Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.

by King of Battle August 26, 2010