gjergj 

The reason women get orgasms.

Girl 1 " I dumped him because he did not have any gjergj in his love making."

Girl 2 " A man with out gjergj is not a man."

gjergj by ella bb2 August 10, 2010

gjergj 

GJERGJ IS A VERY BASED MAN
served in UCK

"Gjergj is the most based Albanian"

gjergj by SlaughterKids July 15, 2022

Gjergj 

A huge cuck, someone you don't want to talk to. Typically a person who acts very nice but in reality is a rude person.

That bitch is a total gjergj

Gjergj by Jet fuel can't melt steel January 4, 2017

Gjorgji 

Gjorgji is the Macedonian form of George. The name is commonly given to boys who are projected to be over 6 feet tall and will go to Ivy League schools such as Yale.

Gjorgjis are typically handsome and charming. Their personalities are particularly attractive to American girls. Their infectious smiles have also been found to cause blushing in Asian women, also known as the Asian Blush. In the rare cases when a Gjorgji meets an Asian-American female, the girl suffers from a massive addiction to the Macedonian and the following side effects:

1) Altered mental state - almost euphoric state of happiness; ignorant of all else going on around her
2) Attention disorder - inability to concentrate on anything other than the Gjorgji
3) Paranoia - fear that the Gjorgji may not call within every 3 hours
4) Insomnia - Lack of sleep because any spare hour is spent on Gjorgji

5) Impatience - constant desire and urge to see the Gjorgji

Gjorgjis are also known for organizing great dates and their ability to sweep women off their feet. If you are looking to catch a Gjorgji, you must execute perfect timing to lure them out. Be direct and forceful to get them to commit to another meeting and continue the process until the Gjorgji adapts to this repetitive behavior and reciprocates your feelings.

The long term effects of Gjorgjis are not yet known. However a study is underway to learn more about this phenomenon.

"Oh my god, I've fallen for this guy! His name is Gjorgji."

"I just had the best date ever with this guy Gjorgji."

"I can't wait until I can see Gjorgji."

If boy = "Gjorgji"

Then girl = "happy"

Else girl = "sad"

"Gjorgji, I'm all yours."

Gjorgji by gtmcp July 4, 2012

erjola gjergo 

amazing girl who knows what she wants and how to get it. also known as jola cola. she loves squeeze cheese, asians, and breaking umbrellas. she's slightly psychic but shes dead scared of ouija boards. she loves all her friends but she loves her cole bowl the most :D

did you see ERJOLA GJERGO today? she was carrying a broken umbrella!

erjola gjergo by coliolioli December 7, 2010

Gjergday Thursday 

Gjergday is a spin on Jersey Shore's "Jersday Thursday". Only people with the last name Gjergji can celebrate it.

Gjergji: Man I'm so pumped for Thursday!

None Gjergji: Why?

Gjergji: It's Gjergday Thursday!

Gjergday Thursday by Geokid April 15, 2011