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Albrecht
Nasty dead thing.
So gross she'll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. You do not want this as your math teacher, ever... she'll make your life a fucking hell.
She refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work...
Plays favorites...
I fucking hate her.
She has disgusting fashion sense.
Her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.
So gross she'll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. You do not want this as your math teacher, ever... she'll make your life a fucking hell.
She refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work...
Plays favorites...
I fucking hate her.
She has disgusting fashion sense.
Her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.
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Albrecht Flu
Albrecht Flu by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021
Albrecht Syndrom
A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.
Albrecht Syndrom by KBR September 27, 2006
Chris Albrecht
Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.
Chris Albrecht by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006
Chris Albrecht
Chris Albrecht is a brilliant television executive. He is much loved and very missed at the HBO offices.
Chris Albrecht is a good man, not all is true of what is written by the LA Times. He is wrongly accused.
Chris Albrecht by carlosj January 17, 2008
albrechtsen
A name that comes from Africa and means "Computer Breaking". It goes all the way back to 1770 and is still a favorable name today.
albrechtsen by Niels Peder April 18, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.