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Albrecht 

Usually associated with a P.I.M.P and chances are is better looking than most people. Also associated with great sex.
You know Albrecht? Yeah, he's a god.
Albrecht by LHCaz August 7, 2008
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Albrecht 

Nasty dead thing.
So gross she'll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. You do not want this as your math teacher, ever... she'll make your life a fucking hell.

She refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work...
Plays favorites...
I fucking hate her.
She has disgusting fashion sense.
Her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.
"Who do you have for math?"
"Albrecht."
"OMG EW!!!" (runs screaming and dies in a puddle of own disgust)
Albrecht by Luxxx4d June 4, 2009

Albrecht Flu 

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.
“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”
Albrecht Flu by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021

Albrecht Syndrom 

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.
Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.
Albrecht Syndrom by KBR September 27, 2006

Chris Albrecht

Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.
Chris Albrecht doesn't know WHAT he is doing!
Chris Albrecht by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006

Chris Albrecht

Chris Albrecht is a brilliant television executive. He is much loved and very missed at the HBO offices.
Chris Albrecht is a good man, not all is true of what is written by the LA Times. He is wrongly accused.
Chris Albrecht by carlosj January 17, 2008

albrechtsen

A name that comes from Africa and means "Computer Breaking". It goes all the way back to 1770 and is still a favorable name today.
His name is Albrechtsen, he must break a lot of computers
albrechtsen by Niels Peder April 18, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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